lotr meme: nine characters [6/9] → thorin oakenshield
she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it
”Then hate overcame Fëanor’s fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying: ‘Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!’ And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä.”
sorry not sorry
YOU FLEW OVER IT AN YOU DIDN’T EVEN LOOK DOWN????
WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?
(It’s okay, Sauron. Maybe it was so foggy you couldn’t see a wide open, mountainless area that for no reason at all whatsoever could hold any population. Nah, don’t stress about it man.)
I WAS BLEEDING OUT THE NECK
AND THERE WERE EAGLES
okay but imagine gondolin when a dark, blood-dripping cloud passes overhead suddenly
and years later…
Ah,Sauron. You grow old and don’t see many things x)
and i needed any excuse to draw sauron’s bat-style-red-outfit x)
gurthang is a really rude sword